THE AMERICAN WAY

 A man is walking in Central Park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pitt bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girls life. A policeman who was watching the whole scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: Brave New Yorker Saves the Life of Little Girl." The man says: "But I'm not a New Yorker!" "Oh,then it will say in the newspaper: Brave American Saves Life of Little Girl," the policeman answers. "But I am not American," says the man. "Oh, what are you then?" The man says: "I am a Saudi!" The next day the newspaper headline is: "Islamic Extremist Kills Innocent American Dog."